you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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