the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I love how my cats smell like pot.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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