So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
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