You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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