doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
The ass gains better be worth it
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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