i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
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I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
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so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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