Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
