We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
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