Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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