I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
Your dad touched me again.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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