PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
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