its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
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I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
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Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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