I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Holy shit dude........stairs
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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