didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
either way he was missing a nipple.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
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