let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
We talked him into tasing himself.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
