I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
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I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
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Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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