I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
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i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
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She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
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