He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
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