I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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