I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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