We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
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