apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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