But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i'm signing you up for texting rehab
Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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