THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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