a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
of course. lets lasso hookers.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
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she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
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get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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