I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
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I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
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Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
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