I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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