and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
