NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Randomize
