Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
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I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
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He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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