So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
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This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
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Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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