Yo dont text me then not text me
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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