I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
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UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
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Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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