Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
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He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
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I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
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