What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
Randomize
