that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
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Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
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Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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