all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
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Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
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Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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