he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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