She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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