some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
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He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
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YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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