I don't think brook has ever known best
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Randomize
