you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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