Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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