I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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