quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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