Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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