But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
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threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
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Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
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He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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