She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
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