Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
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Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
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Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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