I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
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I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
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He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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