Banned from zoo.
Again?
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
I'm both gender and math confused
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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