How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
Randomize
