Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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