I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
Randomize
