hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
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at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
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She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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