Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
he laminated a picture of his dick.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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